Gather round, I have a prediction to make: Kendra Wilkinson's marriage ain't gonna last. Hugh Hefner's former girlfriend is engaged to pro-athlete Hank Baskett, who is a apparently a traditional gentleman and didn't know what a stripper pole was. Also, he's clearly a dirty liar.

"It's strictly workout. That's all it is. At first when I told (Hank) about the stripper pole, he did not know what it was. He was like, 'Are you serious? No, you can't do that...' He's a very conservative guy."

Kendra said that Hank knew she was a toy for playboy's amusement and is OK with it ... only, he doesn't want her posing nude anymore.

"A guy should fall in love with who they met, you know what I'm saying?" Kendra told E! "I never change. (Hank) knows where I come from, he knows I lived at the Playboy mansion for the last five years of my life. I still am wild – but not as wild ... (I'm not going to pose nude anymore.) He gets really mad when I do stuff like that."

You propose to a Girl Next Door and you don't know what a stripper pole is? Riiiight. Is Hank part of some crazy bet where he tries to civilize the wild whore kind of like in Trading Places? If so, he's fighting a losing battle. It's just nature: birds gotta fly, fish gotta swim, Playboy Bunnies gotta strip off their clothes and pose for money. It'd really be better for all of us if he just sat back and enjoyed the ride.