After a week in which Lindsay Lohan's guest appearance on Ugly Betty was cut short due to bitchiness and a lawsuit was filed against her, the New York Daily News reports that girlfriend Samantha Ronson is literally the only girl for her.

According to pals, Linds has been adamant about the fact that she’s not a lesbian and still loves men. In fact, Linds says, Sam is the only girl she would go for.

“She has been telling everyone over and over that she’s still into guys,” one friend spilled to us. “She keeps saying if anything went wrong with Sam she would date a guy next. She even flirts with guys when they go out.”

But that doesn’t mean she isn’t hopelessly devoted to the Ronson. Pals say the pair are still googly-eyed for each other. Linds is just keeping her options open. Insiders tell us that Lindsay even goes on the record saying she’s not officially a lesbian in an upcoming magazine interview. So for now, we’ll just call her a fauxmosexual.

I'm glad she said this, because it was annoying to hear various sources constantly refer to Lindsay Lohan as a lesbian. Look, you don't just hook-up with half the guys in Los Angeles and then suddenly become a strictly cock-hating lesbian - at the very least she's bisexual or even just bi-curious.

This also lends some credibility to those rumors that she's been sending several text messages every day to Gossip Girl star Chase Crawford. I'm sure he could do a lot better than her (possibly the most overrated sex symbol of all time), but there's no better way to put an end to those pesky gay rumors than bringing a famous actress turned "lesbian" back to the other team. That's the kind of thing that would put a young man in the straight guy hall of fame.

Note: Sorry for the ridiculous Chase Crawford shirtless cowboy photo, but I have to give our female readers a little eye candy to stare at every now and then too.