When you're the daughter of a rich and famous actor, chances are every birthday party you ever have is going to be bigger and better than the other kids' parties. Case in point: Suri Cruise, whose party over the weekend included helicopters, although they weren't invited.

The princess of Scientology's third birthday party at her family's Beverly Hills home on Saturday was interrupted by a helicopter carrying paparazzi, a Beverly Hills Police Department spokesperson told Access Hollywood. People representing The Cruise family called the LAPD and asked for them to send a police copter of their own to stop it. The police said they'd try. Sadly, a high-speed helicopter chase did not ensue.

I'm going to give the LAPD credit here for not dropping all the real things they do to make sure that Tom Cruise's kid is having a good time. Still, they may have thought the whole thing was an idiotic prank. Can you imagine being the 911 dispatcher on that call?

"911, what's your emergency? ... What? A helicopter is flying over your house and it has crazy men taking pictures of everything you do? ... Oh, so it's not your house. Who's house is it? I see, it's Tom Cruise's house, that makes perfect sense. Is there anything else you'd like to report? You want me to send over the National Guard because Katie Holmes keeps trying to climb the fence and make a break for it? Well, I'll see what I can do, sir." *Click*