Kim Kardashian idiotically contradicted herself on her blog this week, saying she got a new sunburn and was going to avoid getting her picture taken because of it. Then she took her own photo to show it off. Look, no one said Kim Kardashian was a genius ... seriously, no one has ever said that.

"I am so sunburned and need help," Kim said. "I'm in Mexico and I was sunbathing when I fell asleep with my huge Prada butterfly sunglasses on and now look at me! I'm going to have to hide from cameras for days."

Kim then whined that everyone on the trip was being mean to her because she now looks like the main entree at Red Lobster.

"Everyone here is making fun of me!" she said. "My whole body is burned but my face looks the worst because of the glasses. I will never wear sunglasses when sunbathing again!"

Oh dear god, someone make her wear sunglasses! If she burns out her retinas, then we'll have to endure a blind Kim Kardashian who will still insist that she has great fashion sense and style. And if you think she looks like an aging-Armenian-pornstar now America, just you wait.