Mel Gibson's possible girlfriend and home-wrecker appeared in the Russian edition of Maxim and is so hot that my hands hurt from the pages catching fire. Of course, she's also extraordinarily weird and needy. Note: this does not decrease from her intense level of hot.

According to The Sun UK, Oksana Pochepa, a Russian pop-star, told them that Mel and her have been in love for a long time and hopefully it will be amazing and forever.

"This is serious and I hope that our union will be real and strong and long-lasting," she said. "We are different people, but Mel is a grown man and knows precisely what he wants and me too — I know what I want."

Mel, you've got to shut this woman up. You're not divorced yet and the wife may have rights to half of what you've got, including your manhood. If you're flaunting a mail-order bride in her face, she's going to take it all, and there will be no one you can blame but yourself... and possibly the Jews.