I love it when a respected newscaster sinks down to my childish level. Anderson Cooper was speaking with David Gergen, the director of the Center for Public Leadership, about the anti-tax tea and tea-bagging parties that have been happening over the last few days. At the end of their conversation, David finished his thought by saying that the Republican party is "searching for their voice." Anderson's awesome straight-faced reply: "It's hard to talk when you're tea-bagging."

I'm genuinely surprised a classy dude like Anderson Cooper knew what tea-bagging was. Still, I guess I shouldn't be too shocked after seeing his next few scheduled segments: "The Dirty Sanchez: Our Immigration Problem", "America's Dwindling Wealth: The Loss of a Pearl Necklace," and "Getting Your Salad Tossed: Staying Healthy on a Budget."