You're not going to like this Hulk when he's angry. In this month's Rolling Stone, Hulk Hogan is pissed off and rants about his wife, Linda, leaving him for "some shaggy-haired pool boy 30 years her junior."

"I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like OJ, cutting everybody's throat," Hogan said.

Hulk and Linda were married in 1983, and she filed for divorce in November 2007. A few months later, Linda hilariously began publicly dating Charlie Hill, one of their daughter Brooke's former classmates.

"You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can't go to anymore, you're driving through downtown Clearwater (Florida) and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife..." Hogan told the magazine. "I totally understand OJ. I get it."

The Hulkster would later say that the magazine misheard him. He actually said that he totally wanted some OJ, you know, to drink. Yep, nothing beats a nice tall glass of delicious, cold, orange, stab your wife and her lover and get off on a technicality OJ. That's what he meant.