Kelly Brook is awesome. I have no idea who the hell she is but I do know I'd watch whatever she does, especially if it's scamper on the beach in a bikini.

Turns out she actually has done more than be a set of breasts with legs... sort of. In January, Kelly was going to be the fourth judge on this season's Britain's Got Talent, only she got the ax after a few days because Simon Cowell said the format didn't "support another judge."

Now, I'd question just what the hell Simon was thinking by kicking Kelly out the door instead of gluing her seat permanently next to his, only then she'd still be in dreary England and not in some tropical paradise parading around in a swimsuit. And so, Simon Cowell, you are hereby nominated as today's Hero To Men Everywhere!