Keira Knightley is apparently a champion for the human connection. Not by, you know, actually bringing people together, but by living in the the 1930's.

"I hate the Internet. I find it dehumanizing to constantly check e-mails or social sites which have become so fashionable," she said to Britain's Daily Telegraph yesterday.

Can you imagine someone coming up to you and saying they hate the Internet? What!? Every time you see Keira Knightley from now on, I want you to make that squinched up, "Who are you?" face you'd make to that person, because that is some seriously over-the-top crazy talk right there.