If you told me there were going to be shots fired at Tom Brady & Gisele Bundchen's wedding ceremony in Costa Rica, my initial reaction would be that Bridget Moynahan has really gotten out of control. But it seems Tom's ex is not to blame, as it was the happy couple's security team that blazed up the vehicle of some paparazzi.

Two photographers narrowly escaped death as they tried to cover Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen's wedding in Costa Rica yesterday. The local snappers, Rolando Aviles and Uri Cortez, were returning to their car after photographing the wedding at Gisele's beachside home, when they were confronted by the supermodel's security men. They frogmarched the photogs up to the Brazilian beauty's villa, and tried to convince the two men to hand over their pictures, because Gisele had done an exclusive deal for coverage of the wedding with a Brazilian magazine. The men refused, then escaped the security men and ran back to their car, with the goons in hot pursuit. As they started the engine, a live round pierced the back windshield of the Suzuki jeep, and hit the front windshield directly between the two mens' heads. They made their escape, and found the spent .38mm round lying on the floor of the car. "I couldn't believe it when I realized what they had done," Cortez told INF Daily. "I could have lost my life for the sake of some pictures that Gisele didn't want published. Are they insane?" No word yet on whether the men will be filing charges. (INF Daily)

Maybe this is Tom Brady's way of putting NFL lineman on notice that his knees are off limits this season. His security team will pop a cap in your ass, and no pictures please. More realistically the security guards were acting on orders from Gisele. She is from Brazil, after all, where human life has such little value these days you can put a hit out on someone in exchange for a ham sandwich.