Doug Reinhardt, who briefly dated Lauren Conrad on The Hills and is currently dating Paris Hilton, says he anticipates having children with Paris one day and thinks she'd be a great mother.

“Paris would make a great mom — she’s my Angel Princess. I’d love to have some mini Parises one day,” Doug told In Touch at LA’s MyHouse on March 20. “I’d love to have children, that’s what completes your life,” added Paris. Doug, 23, is also a better fit than her ex Benji Madden. “She thought she could look past his tattoos and piercings, but Paris wants her children to have a clean-cut father,” says an insider. “And they’re crazy about each other.” (In Touch)

Moving past the horrifying idea of a bunch of mini Paris Hilton's running around like a blonde herpes-wielding militia, it's kind of hilarious to think her children would need a clean-cut father figure. Sure, the kids' friends will inevitably show them video footage of mommy gobbling on some guy's junk, but heaven forbid daddy has a few tattoos or piercings. Fortunately, I doubt the CDC will allow Paris to reproduce anyway, so it's really a moot point.