Believe it or not the above photo was not taken from Hot Chicks with Douchebags, although it might as well have been. It seems former Playboy girl next door Holly Madison finally woke up and realized that Criss Angel is a complete loser and decided to leave him before fading into obscurity herself.

"All she's doing is following Criss Angel around to all of his magic shows, with no legitimate job to speak of," said an insider. "She's still heartbroken and regretful about how things went down with Hef.

"Then she ran into the arms of Criss Angel," the source told Us. "But then it's like, 'This is not everything I thought it would be.'" (US Magazine)

I can't possibly imagine what Holly thought it would be. I mean look at this guy - the stupid crooked hat, the stupid face, the stupid hair, the ridiculous jewelry and general douchey attitude - if I were a woman I'd rather have sex with Kim Jong il than get near Criss Angel. Besides, I hear South Korea's leader once had three hole-in-ones in a single round of golf, so at least he'd have no excuse to "accidentally" slip it in the backdoor.