While I enjoy a good old-fashioned celebrity bashing, generally I try to avoid bringing their children into it because they didn't ask to be born to someone who happens to be famous. Rumer Willis, on the other hand, is doing everything she can to be a star outside of the notoriety of being the daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore, so she's fair game. Plus, now she's asking for it.

Rumer - often referred to as "potato head" - was interviewed recently and quickly revealed that she's highly delusional and also has no idea what to share with the public and what to keep to herself. A few tid-bits...

"There was a picture in a magazine recently about lookalike mothers and daughters and I saw that I looked exactly like my mum. My little sister [14-year-old Tallulah] looks exactly like my dad and my middle sister [Scout, 17] is a mixture of the two."

It must be difficult to have a mother who is infinitely more attractive than you even when she's in her late forties (which was hard to miss at the Golden Globe Awards a few weeks back), but there's no need to make matters worse by telling us you look alike. No you don't, end of story.

"If you only want to be the beautiful girl, you can never really grow as an actor," she says, explaining why she took the role. "Having an ego about the characters you play would limit you so much. Look at Charlize Theron in Monster – she was amazing."

The beautiful girl? No worries there. Rumer would have trouble being cast as the beautiful girl in a small town high school play much less a Hollywood movie. Just because your parents have always said you were beautiful doesn't actually make it true; they're your parents, of course they're going to say that, it's their job.

"When Ashton came into our lives, he was just an extension of our family," she says. "He’s like a friend as well as a stepdad. We talk about everything – auditions, boyfriends, family. He understands more than my parents sometimes because he’s closer to my age."

"Ash was a heart-throb, to me,? she grins. "I had pictures of him on my wall at boarding school and I remember my mom saying that her new 'friend' Ashton was going to come and hang out with us. And I said, 'Whoa, wait – Ashton Kutcher?' and I kind of freaked out a little bit. I definitely blushed."

Given that you were a 17-year-old girl when your mother starting hooking up with Ashton Kutcher, we always kind of figured you were busy rubbing yourself on the couch pillows while watching re-runs of That 70's Show, but we really didn't need to have it confirmed.