Audrina Patridge may always have those blank, empty-headed stares that don't exactly scream out with intelligence, but she does seem aware enough to realize that her 15 minutes are almost up now that The Hills is nearing its conclusion.

First she did the bikini photo shoot in the latest issue of Maxim, then she tried to spread a rumor about Lauren Conrad hooking up with her ex-boyfriend in a desperate attempt for headlines, and now she's back in her bikini again while appearing on The Ellen Show and volunteering to face the dunk tank.

Face it, Audrina, it's over. Unless that sequel for Into the Blue turns out to be a breathtaking piece of cinema (they rarely put such films straight to DVD), you might as well just take those fake titties over to Hef's and pose for Playboy while people still remember you.