Alongside today's links is actress Anna Faris packing her tight little body into an even tighter dress and some ridiculous high heels. No need to worry about those horizontal stripes making her look fat. Yowza...

Don't miss this hilarious spoof of a nature show in which the Australian Lyrebird demonstrates an uncanny ability to repeat any noise it hears.

Julia Roberts was clearly having a long day and finally couldn't stand being followed around by some paparazzi, causing her to flip out and yell at them. The whole thing was captured on video, of course.

Word is Britney Spears is going to write an autobiography. Should be a great chance to get back at her mother for being such a horrible parent.

Over the past few days there have been a ton of Marisa Miller bikini photos and if you're a fan of hers you definitely should check them out.

Holy Taco features a guest column written by our new leader, Barack Obama. Okay, so he didn't really write it, but I'm sure he'd agree with and get a kick out of most of what's said.

Jessica Alba gets interviewed by someone from Fox News and is brutally honest, calling Bill O'Reilly an a-hole and saying she would never admit to watching Fox. Alba can come off as more than a little bitchy sometimes, but she just got way hotter in my book.

The mother who called her kid Adolph Hitler finally speaks out in response to having her children taken away from her by Child Protective Services. Gee, I can't imagine why they might have been suspicious of her competency as a parent.

Tom Cruise continues to not understand the difference between real life and the movies he appears in, as he thinks he can somehow relate to the hero pilot who safely landed in the Hudson because of his experience filming Top Gun.