Former Playboy Playmate and one of Hugh Hefner's girls next door, Kendra Wilkinson is spilling the details on life at the mansion now that she no longer lives there. Some of the things she says are so utterly shocking and unbelievable, prepare to have your mind blown. Kendra told The NY Daily News:

"I had to have sex every now and then, so I had to kind of sneak it," Hugh Hefner's 23-year-old ex tells Us Weekly.

The buxom blonde says "of course" she and the Playboy founder were intimate, but notes she often only saw him once a day - in passing.

"Besides the nights we went out, I only saw Hef, like, once a day walking through the halls to his office. There were never solo dates," she said.

Despite the lack of face time, Wilkinson says fellow ex-girlfriend and "Girls Next Door" star Bridget Marquardt never strayed from their boyfriend.

"Bridget told me that she's been faithful all these years, and I was like, 'How the hell can you do that?' I had to have [sex] so I could feel my age,like a healthy human being."

You mean to say that the image of an old man dating and sexually satisfying three blondes in their twenties was all a sham purported for the sake of the Playboy brand? I'm so shocked right now, it's as if the very foundation from which I base my beliefs has been forever shattered.

If life at the Playboy mansion isn't all it's cracked up to be, what else isn't true? I'm starting to suspect we may have gone into Iraq for the wrong reasons; perhaps there never were any weapons of mass destruction. And did the moon landing really take place or was it all staged in some Hollywood studio? Who knows what to believe anymore!