Megan Fox was obviously trying way too hard to look like Angelina Jolie at the Golden Globes, and now we know why: she's completely insecure and also perhaps a bit mentally unstable. During an extremely awkward interview on the red carpet, Fox declared, "I am pretty sure I'm a doppelgänger for Alan Alda. I’m a tranny. I’m a man. I’m so painfully insecure. I’m on the verge of vomiting now. I am so horrified that I am here, and embarrassed.”

Fox went on to say how she wishes she had Salma Hayek's breasts (understandable) and how Brian Austin Green didn't attend the show as her date because he's a man with an ego and wouldn't want to be seen with her (insecure and borderline psychotic). Megan had better watch her back if she's going to continue saying things like this, as there are thousands of women who see photos of her on magazine covers and are already insanely jealous, and now I'm sure have a deep-seeded urge to strangle her.

If you still can't believe this insanity we have video footage to back it up. After watching, you'll likely come to one of two possible conclusions: that she's either crazy and insecure or a horrible, horrible comedic actress. Or maybe both.