Because this site is about more than just hot female celebrities in their bikinis, we present the best dressed celebrities at the 66th Annual Golden Globe Awards. Until we're able to hire a female writer for this site you're stuck with me for this sort of thing, but while I don't know a great deal about labels or designers, I do know what looks good and what looks ridiculous. I'm also going to exclude the men since most of us can basically put on a suit and look sharp enough; besides, I'm not going to spend a great deal of time staring at a bunch of dudes and how they combed their hair, got it? Anyway, on to the list...
1. Eva Longoria - The Desperate Housewives actress may not have been nominated, but she steal received plenty of attention showing up in a strapless red gown. She may not have a lot to work with in the breast department, but she works wonders with what she's got. A perfect example of how to be really sexy without crossing the line into trashy.
2. Blake Lively - The Gossip Girl starlet has fantastic skin and took full advantage with a low-cut strapless dress. It may have fit a little too tight in some places, but only at times depending on how she was positioned. She kept her look pretty simple otherwise, which was appropriate for the Globes.
3. Miley Cyrus - The 16-year-old looked cute and very relaxed in an age-appropriate dress that was a little bit sexy, but not showing too much skin despite the absence of shoulder straps. Knowing whatever you wear is going to be plastered in magazines and on TV shows across the country is a lot of pressure for a teenage girl.
4. Tina Fey - The 30 Rock star may not have the same glamorous looks as many actresses, but you have to work with what you've got and she did an excellent job of this, wearing a halter-top black dress. I think the key here is that the dress seems to compliment her personality, if that makes any sense.
5. Demi Moore - When Demi Moore took the stage as a presenter, it naturally led to the question, "how old do you think she is?" No one guessed 47 (seriously, check out her IMDB profile if you don't believe me). Part of the reason for her youthful appearance was a dress that a young star might wear, but not inappropriate for her either.
6. Evan Rachel Wood - This selection may cause a lot of outrage because on its own her shimmering black dress is a little bit goofy, but only someone with a long slender figure like Evan Rachel Wood could pull it off. It's also nice to see she finally ditched that Marilyn Manson black hair and is starting to look good again.
7. Madeline Zima - There weren't a lot of bold colors this year, so Madeline Zima from Californication stood out in a flowing orange dress that made her look glamorous without trying too hard. Sexy but relaxed is a good look for her.
8. Maria Menounos - This is another dress that a lot of women simply could not pull off, but Maria Menounos overcomes what was nearly too many ruffles and ends up looking glamorous. The blue/purple color goes well with her complexion.
9. Vanessa Hudgens - While her boyfriend Zac Efron tried his best to look pretty, Vanessa Hudgens fortunately was able to top him with a form fitting dress that looked great on her.
Stupid lists like this are bound to draw a wide range of opinions, and I'm sure many of you think I'm an idiot with no taste, so feel free to give your take in the comments below. Coming next will be our list of the worst dressed, which should be a lot more fun.
