So now that Madonna's divorce from Guy Richie is official (word is Richie will walk away with around $60 million as a reward for putting up with her crazy ass for 8 years and basically allowing her to ruin his directing career), the gritty details of Madonna's affair with New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez are spilling out. Apparently all of those rumors last year were true, according to FoxNews.com's Roger Friedman...

"Alex Rodriguez had sublet a 'secret love shack' in the Time Warner Center. I confirmed that Madonna was a frequent guest to the building, which was a very different address from the apartment A-Rod shared with his now ex-wife."

Hang on a second...

All right, I'm back, just had to run to the bathroom and vomit several times. As far as celebrity affairs go, this one is the equivalent of walking in on your parents having sex; you don't want to see it, you don't want to think about it, and it really never should have happened.

This makes sense for Madonna - I guess she has a thing for guys with purple lips - but what in the hell is A-Rod thinking? If I had the richest contract in all of baseball, was in my early 30's, and lived in the New York City area rife with all kinds of hot tail between the ages of 21 and 35, I sure as hell wouldn't cheat on my wife with some broad over 50, much less one as annoying as Madonna. It's even worse that he continues to shack up with her after the divorce!

Listen A-Rod, I understand you have a thing for women who work out too much and are a little on the muscular side, but at least make a play for one who was born in the 70's or 80's, not one who was considered a sex symbol back then. If he can't even get this right, Yankees fans shouldn't get their hopes up about winning another World Series title anytime soon.