Scarlett Johansson always looks great when she wears the color of her name (okay, so the dress is more red than it is scarlett, but it's close enough - go with it.) You can see more photos from this shoot over at Popoholic.

I understand the old saying "when you've gotta go, you've gotta go," but does this soccer player really have to urinate on the field during a break in the action?

This has already been everywhere, but if somehow you missed it: a guy skiing fell off the chairlift but was saved by his pants, which rolled down and left him exposed. Hilarious.

Rip Torn officially no longer gives a crap; he was pulled over for another DUI and for driving without a license. Fantastic mug shot.

Pop Crunch presents The 50 Hottest Victoria's Secret Models of All Time, and while some of the rankings are definitely questionable, it's very comprehensive and also nice to look at.

Mischa Barton is so desperate for publicity she posted pictures of herself in a bikini on her site. Next time she should airbrush out some of that cellulite, surely the result of a late night munchies after smoking lots of weed.

Old-ish bikini pictures of Ashley Tisdale, who happens to have a great bikini body.

Can you believe that back in high school Verne Troyer was the prom king? Seriously. There's photographic evidence to back it up.

Some guy almost gets hit by a car while talking on his cell phone and then freaks out.

Paris Hilton claims she's not as much of a slut as everyone thinks she is. Uh-huh.

Holy Taco presents The 10 Worst Types of Drunks with some spot on observations, including the fake lesbian and the guy who insists that everyone does shots or they're apparently gay.