Odette Yustman's Ass Stars in The Unborn

If you're not familiar with actress Odette Yustman, you may remember her as the chick trapped in her apartment in Cloverfield. She also happens to be very nice to look at, something that didn't go unnoticed by the folks marketing her upcoming movie The Unborn. I'm pretty sure the conversation that led to this movie poster went something like this...

Marketing Guy 1: So we need to tell the designer what we want The Unborn poster to look like.

Marketing Guy 2: The Unborn? Is that the horror flick with that actress from Cloverfield?

Marketing Guy 1: That's the one.

Marketing Guy 2: She's hot.

Marketing Guy 1: Oh yeah, really hot.

Marketing Guy 2: She has a great ass.

Marketing Guy 1: Terrific ass.

Marketing Guy 2: You know, she has such a great ass we should just put it on the poster and it would sell the movie all by itself.

Marketing Guy 1: Seriously...

Marketing Guy 2: No, really.

Marketing Guy 1: Okay, but it's also a horror movie, so we need to make it creepy too.

Marketing Guy 2: No problem. We'll just have her standing in front of a mirror and throw in some creepy little kid like he's standing behind her.

Marketing Guy 1: Because all horror movies have creepy little kids now.

Marketing Guy 2: Exactly. So I'll write it up for the designer. "Hot ass + mirror + creepy little kid."

Marketing Guy 1: All right then, I think our work here is done. Let's go take a three hour lunch and get plastered.

Posted 1 year, 8 months ago

James

Best. Poster. Ever.

Angelo

Genius! Great chick...great ass!

Mister Anonymous

I used to work in the marketing department for a prominent film studio and it's scary how un-far-fetched that discussion is. Except in reality the guys would probably talk about how they need to bring the actress in for a photo shoot in her panties.

Posted 1 year, 7 months ago

cary simmons

i wanted to see the flick for that great ass!

rob

worst ass ever...anorexic bull legged s***

John Lancaster

Worst ever? Really? Apparently you've never been to Wisconsin, rob.

Posted 1 year, 6 months ago

Rick D

Sure, she's a little skinny, but any red-blooded male who came across that ass in person would jump all over it. End of story.

Posted 1 year, 5 months ago

Odette Yustman

Thanks guys for the compliments xxxx

Posted 1 year, 3 months ago

Wolter

If you think that ass is a bad ass, or even as bad as to call it the worst ass, (and enough with the a's and s's for now) you may as (sorry there) well consider yourself very

...GGG......A......Y...Y..
..G........A.A......Y.Y...
..G..G....AAAAA......Y....
...GGG...A.....A.....Y....

And yes, this is the first time someone says something as (oops!) stupid as (damn...) to make me write GAY with its own letters.

Wolter again

damn. It doesn't look very much like 'GAY' there, but it did when I was writing the post. Sorry there, homie.

Posted 9 months, 2 weeks ago

jammer

She'll be remembered for years for her arse in this poster... Shame really, she can act(admittedly not really an actors film - even Gary Oldman looked like a part time am-drammer in this one)