Several weeks ago I wrote an article about how the show Gossip Girl was starting to get a little creepy, as they had 23-year-old Chace Crawford making out with 15-year-old Taylor Momsen. Well, I suppose reality can be even more messed up than fiction, because according to Page Six the two are now dating in real life:

Everyone in the cast of Gossip Girl is hooking up with each other - and Chace Crawford and Taylor Momsen are at the center of the latest smooching session. A Page Six spy spotted the co-stars sneak away during their holiday party at Haven on East 51st Street to steal kisses in the corner, but Crawford's rep denies it.

You'd better believe his rep denies it, considering there's this little thing called statutory rape in the state of New York. Look, I understand that actors and celebrities often get away with breaking certain laws - such as Lindsay Lohan getting consistently plastered in clubs before she even turned 21 - but I was always under the impression that this gray area didn't apply to laws like statutory rape.

And even if they weren't kissing and this report turns out to be false, what the hell is Crawford doing hanging out with a 15-year-old in the first place? If he wants some young ass I'm sure there are plenty of 18-year-old girls who'd be more than willing to help him out. Right now Roman Polanski is reading about this in Europe and throwing things across the room.