Look, I really didn't want to do anymore posts about Heidi and Spencer from The Hills because they're so annoying, but Heidi has a great ass and she posed for a bunch of pictures in her bikini. Bikinis are my bread and butter so I really had no choice in the matter.

You know how you can tell when a couple is so fake they care more about gaining publicity than each other? When they pose for phony "candid" photographs while on their honeymoon in Mexico. Seriously, who does that?

I'll bet anyone that they also made a sex tape and within a few years it'll become public after they get divorced. Both of them will pretend that they don't want it released even though they'll have already arranged to split the profits in advance. Spencer, of course, will argue that he should get a larger share since the world will get a glimpse of the two-inch penis he's always trying so hard to compensate for.