Natalie Portman getting very leggy in possibly her most sexy photograph ever. She really needs to pose for more photo shoots like this.

Not all goals are created equal in soccer. For example, scoring is good, but scoring off your opponent's nuts is even better.

What happened to Hilary Duff's face?

Keri Russell does her best Amy Winehouse imitation for details magazine and looks so skeezy you barely notice the slight nudity.

Christina Aguilera says she and her husband plan to try for a second child, meaning she'll actually allow her mouse husband to have sex with her again.

Madonna and A-rod claim that they're just friends. Sure, friends who both divorced their spouses so they could make late night booty calls openly.

Even more photos of Heidi and shithead on their honeymoon in Mexico. Whores.

What if idiotic Giants wideout Plaxico Burress had a comic book?

Anna Kournikova is out running and staying fit.

Cheryl Tweedy makes up for ruining an upskirt moment with some lovely cleavage.