Proving that you can only have so many children with ridiculous names without consequences, word is Gwyneth Paltrow and Coldplay front-man Chris Martin are taking a break from their marriage. Page Six reports:

On Wednesday night, [Alex] Rodriguez was front and center at Madonna's concert at Dolphin Stadium ... Later, the kabbalah cronies celebrated at the estate of Jeff Soffer, the bachelor billionaire who reportedly has come between Gwyneth Paltrow and rocker hubby Chris Martin.

Feeding speculation that Paltrow and Martin are ready to split, Paltrow has been staying at Soffer's Indian Creek Island mansion and spent Thanksgiving with him, sources said.

Martin's band, Coldplay, wrapped its U.S. tour Wednesday night and friends expected Paltrow, who'd been at their London home with their children earlier this week, would remain there to welcome Martin back after weeks on the road.

Instead, sources said, she returned to Miami, where she and Soffer sparked gossip two weeks ago when she showed up at at the opening of his Fontainebleau Hotel.

"Gwyneth has confided to friends she and Chris are taking a break," a source claimed. "Jeff is crazy about her."

I think it's pretty obvious what's happening here. Madonna got divorced, so being the narcissistic bitch that she is, decided it would be more fun if her gal-pal Gwyneth was single too. She's probably been doing everything she can to split them up, like throwing dinner parties with A-rod and telling Gwyneth she's not invited because she's still married to that British guy.

Anyway, here's Paltrow looking adulterous at the aforementioned grand opening of The Fontainebleau Hotel in Miami.