Here's a fun little story from Us Weekly: During a meeting for her denim line, Jessica Simpson apparently let out a huge fart. Yep, you heard me - a fart, and it made everyone embarrassed ... Almost as embarrassed as you feel right now reading this story. Quick everyone, look look - it's the death of the media's dignity. Awww and it lived such a good long life.

EXCLUSIVE: A source tells Us Weekly that Jessica Simpson had a, ahem, windy moment during a business meeting for her denim line in late January. "While one of the executives was speaking in a room full of five people, Jessica let out a very loud fart," says the insider.

"Her mother [Tina Simpson] was there, and it prompted her to turn around and yell, 'Jessica!' The tension was extreme. No one knew what to say."

It wasn't Simpson's first brush with public flatulence: She famously cut loose on an episode of Newlyweds, telling then-husband Nick Lachey, "You love my stinky ass," and professed her fondness for between-the-sheets poots (a.k.a. Dutch ovens) to a radio station in 2008.

My favorite part is the "Exclusive" headline, because you need to know that Us Weekly is the only one covering Jessica's farts. You also need to know if you have a subscription to Us Weekly, you're officially going straight to hell ... or perhaps, you're already there.