Madonna has always been both an innovator and an imitator. You can bet if there's a trend going on, she's stolen it and tried to make it better - usually failing at doing so. Now, she's apparently in the middle of the celebrity baby craze and wants another kid, this time with her near-pedophilia 22-year-old boyfriend. I'd say it's an awful thing, both to the child and to society, but, hey, at least she's not singing.

The Queen of Pop - who already has four kids - has consulted doctors about conceiving another child at the age of 51, pals said.

Brazilian Jesus, who at 22 is less than half Madge's age, has told her that becoming a father would be "his greatest adventure".

She is said to have agreed he would make a "fantastic dad" and told friends: "I have endless love in my heart for another child." (The Sun)

That may be true, Madonna, but we do not have endless love for you. Go, have a kid, buy a ranch somewhere in the desert and become that crazy shut-in who collects samples of your own hair and urine. Come on, we all know that's what this is building to, let's just speed this baby along.