A few days ago, Casey Johnson, Tila Tequila's "wifey" (her words, not mine), died. Tila was clearly devastated and went on Twitter and her blog to mindlessly ramble and butcher the English language. Then she realized no one cared what she has to say if they couldn't also see her body - so here are some new smiling photos of her and her boobs outside of her house. I'd fault her for being incredibly inappropriate at a time like this, but you know what? I like it. Clearly Casey Johnson was into showoff whores, and if that's the way she lived, then why shouldn't her death be any different. I say we get like five more girls and do a wet t-shirt contest instead of a traditional funeral. No? You don't like it? Fine, we'll compromise - we'll do a wet t-shirt contest in a graveyard. It's what Casey would have wanted.