You know when parents tell you ridiculous or ridiculously stupid stories about their kids, and you just want to roundhouse kick them to the face? Well, now you have another reason for wanting to hurt Kendra Wilkinson.

Hank Baskett IV sure is a big bundle of joy! The first son to Kendra Wilksinson and hubby Hank Baskett was born Dec. 11, weighing a healthy 9 lbs 5 oz.

Less than a month later, his Mommy reports that he's growing up fast. "Hank is such a BIG kid," she Tweeted Wednesday, presumably while shooting her E! reality series Kendra. "he stole the producers walkie talkie n talkin sh** to the crew lol."

Earlier in the day, the new mom, 24, marveled at Hank's precociousness in, ahem, another area. "lil man just had an atomic poo. lol," Wilkinson wrote. "how can something so small let out so much poop."

She adds to anyone put off by the baby-poop talk, "the saying "TMI" SUCKKKSSS sooo bad! hahahahaa"

Oh god, it's so awful! I thought she was annoying on TV, but then I had a pair of fun bags to be distracted by when she talked. Now it's just her words, JUST HER WORDS! Uggggh, it's like a nail in my skull. If the next big thing comes out and it plays only her voice and none of her body, I'm going to kill myself. That's it. I'm done.