I think Charlie Sheen should give up his career as an actor and just go for professional comedian - I mean, he already had the self-hate thing going on...and the uncontrollable rage. Also, he's freakin' hilarious, as shown here at a table read for Two and a Half Men.

At a table reading for Charlie's hit show Two And A Half Men, one of the producers asked Jon Cryer what he did during the holidays. Everyone started to laugh because they could tell where this was going, a source told RadarOnline.com exclusively.

Jon gave a quick answer and the producer moved on to Angus T. Jones and after Jones answered the producer moved on and said, "Charlie, what did YOU do for the holidays?"

As everyone laughed, Charlie answered, "Well, I met Kobe Bryant's bail bondsman!"

And yes, the entire room cracked up. (Radar Online)

See, the man's made of funny. Don't you agree? Seriously, don't you agree? Come on man, he's got a knife pressed against my side, just agree. FOR THE LOVE OF IT ALL, AGREE!!!

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*shank*