In case you thought you had a shot with Katy Perry (and, please, ignore my laughing), you may be out of luck. Us Weekly is reporting she is now engaged to Russell Brand. But don't worry too much - a marriage like this will never last, and you should have the perfect amount of time to grow your hair long and stop showering. That's what clearly gets her attention, after all.

Months after meeting at the MTV Video Music Awards, Katy Perry and show host, Russell Brand, are engaged, according to Us Weekly.

According to the mag, the couple got engaged five days ago. A source said Russell, 34, proposed to the American singer, 25, with a ring.

The two have been on vacation together in India and have been Tweeting pictures of their trip, including shots of monkeys, Katy's henna tattoo and a cute shot of the couple in front of the Taj Mahal.

"[The trip] was his Christmas gift," a source close to Perry told the mag. "She told him how much she loved Indian culture while they were eating curry in England, so he surprised her."

As previously reported on AccessHollywood.com, just last month, Russell told Britain's "GMTV" host Lorraine Kelly that he was head over heels for Katy.

"I'm ever so happy," he told the Scottish TV presenter of being in a relationship with the star. "It's really nice and relaxing to not always be thinking - say for example there's some ladies here [in the studio] - I'd have to do routine checks."

When asked if the two raven-haired stars might eventually walk down the aisle, Russell's eyes lit up.

"I don't know. Get married you say? That would be good," he said.

Of course it would be good, she's a successful singer with giant hoo-hoos and you're an unwashed awful comedian - she's your golden meal ticket, man. You hold onto her like she's dear life, because, for you Russell, she absolutely is.