Hey, go look outside your window and tell me if you see Tiger Woods. Is here there? No? Ok, well, keep your eyes open - the dude has gone AWOL. Yes, even though the entire world has been watching his every move, somehow he's disappeared. Dude is like a ninja.

TMZ.com says he's in Africa at a friend's estate where he wants to "completely disappear from public view."

But other reports claim he is holed up at the Trump International on Central Park West in New York City. He also has been rumored to be hiding out in Florida, Arizona and Dubai. (Us Magazine)

Hmmm, so Tiger wants to completely disappear, aye? Well, he's a successful black pro-athlete, so where is the last place someone would look for him. *GASP* Quick, go check the deep south! That's the last place anyone would expect him to be ... It's brilliant - if he can survive being lynched, he'll never be found.