Linsday Lohan tweeted on New Years that we can all expect more "positive--LOHAN MAYHEM!!!" this year. That's got to be true, as there was absolutely nothing positive about Lohan or her hilarious mayhem last year. Hey, even a little is an improvement, Lindsay.
The unpredictable 23 year-old rang in the New Year's on the posh island of St. Bart's, using Twitter to post bikini-clad photos of herself on a yacht and name-check fellow island revelers like her little sister Ali Lohan, Beyonce and Jay-Z (a.k.a. "HOV"). (She also sends a friendly Tweet to Cash Warren, Jessica Alba's husband.)Lindsay, I would start by changing, um, well, everything. First, get a new team of managers. Stop doing all drugs and alcohol, don't brag about thing you can't or haven't done and make a real movie again. Then build your reputation back up, slowly, and stay out of the gossip blogs! ... I say this knowing full well that NO ONE keeps their New Years resolutions. We'll have crotch-flashing drunk-ass Lindsay back by February at the latest. Woohoo.In a New Year's Eve tweet, Lohan wishes her followers a "blessed new year" and warns, "Everyone get ready for more (but positive--LOHAN MAYHEM!!!)" in the coming year.
More mayhem? In 2009, she squabbled bitterly with estranged father Michael (he publicly begged for an intervention and leaked taped family phone conversations to the press); broke up with girlfriend Samantha Ronson; had her probationary period extended for a year; denied accusations of hooking up with the married Warren; debuted a critically savaged clothing collection for Ungaro; was spotted crying at an L.A. club; and claimed to have saved 40 lives during one day of volunteer work in India.
In a slightly quieter mood by Saturday Jan. 2, the actress and designer shares her new year's resolution: "to stop letting the lucky few that have my heart, try2constantly tear me down."
She continues: "2010 is about moving forward, not backwards. Leaving the bad (people, habbits, and negative energy behind) time to make changes-right!?!? :)"
