Playmate of the Year Victoria Silvstedt was in Miami the other day and hung out with a really, REALLY fat dude. Look, Victoria, baby, you're hot enough by yourself - I promise you don't need to be around ugly people to boost your image. On the other hand, if that is your goal, then you and I should spend some time together. I may not have his weight, but I make up for it in the face department. My mother roundhouse kicked me in the head the other day for looking her in the eyes, that's how bad it is. You and I, we could make some magic.