Leighton Meester hosted the opening of Klutch, a club in Miami so exclusive that no one has heard about it until today and no one will ever hear about it again. Ah, did I say "exclusive," I meant, "idiotic." Oooh, another club in Miami with a funny name - that's original. Clearly Leighton feels the same, as she wore a stitched together black-something that feels like it's her laundry day's laundry day outfit. I'm done with this story, it's dumb. Moving on...