Us Weekly is reporting that Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner have split up after three months of dating - even though they never came out and said they were together in the first place. Holy hell, Us Weekly will print anything, won't they? ... And aparently, so will I.

"It wasn't really developing into anything, and wasn't going to, so they decided they were better as friends," a source close to Swift told Us Weekly. "There was no chemistry."

The same-named duo split after the New Moon star flew to Nashville to celebrate Swift's 20th birthday on Dec. 13. "He went everywhere he could to see her, but she didn't travel much to see him. ... They plan to stay friends," the source said.

Swift, who infamously wrote a bitter tune about her split from Joe Jonas last year, and Lautner, 17, met in the fall on the set of the upcoming film Valentine's Day and had been photographed out and about — getting frozen yogurt, at a hockey game and at her concerts — since October.

The pair never spoke publicly about the relationship, but jokingly acknowledged it during their respective hosting stints on Saturday Night Live.

I don't really care about this whole thing, except Lautner looks like the kind of dude who would punch someone for saying crap about his girl. I like guys like that - they're always the ones creating hilarious headlines like, "Actor beats fan with his own shoe. Where's his sole?" Taylor, how many times to I have to call that chick a hick before you go crazy. Three? Four? I bet three.