A little while ago, Kourtney Kardashian had a baby boy. No, no, stay in your seats, no use in getting all excited about it. She sold the first photo rights to Life & Style Magazine, which means that People and Us Magazine actually had some class for the first time in their history. Crazy, right? Her baby is named Mason Dash Disick, or perhaps Mason-Disick, I'm not really sure. Either way, welcome to life Mason. It's not much of one for you, I have to say, but hey, it's yours. Good luck, buddy.