So this Charlie Sheen story took a turn for the weird and violent. I thought he was just roughing up his former wife, but it turns out that he held her at knife point with a switchblade. I've got to hand it to him - that's more badassary then I thought Charlie Sheen was capable of.

Authorities in Aspen, Colorado, have released the Christmas day 911 call that lead to Charlie Sheen's arrest.

In the nearly four-minute call, a woman who identified herself as Brooke, said her husband, whom she told the operator is Charlie Sheen, was in the bathroom after she alleged he threatened her with a knife.

"My husband had me... with um, with a knife and I'm in fear for my life and he threatened me," she said during the call, parts of which are inaudible.

During the call, the woman insisted to the 911 operator it was important to file the report.

"Right now we have people that are separating us. But I have to file the report or else," she said, later adding, "I need to file this."

The woman, who at times sounded as if she was sobbing, told the 911 operator her husband was planning to leave following the alleged incident.

"He said he's gonna run away and leave right now," she said, adding later, "He's trying to sneak out through the back right now.

She described the alleged weapon as like a "switchblade in the back," and claimed the item was in her husband's "back pocket."

As previously reported on AccessHollywood.com, Sheen, whose real name is Carlos Estevez, was arrested on Christmas day at approximately 11:20 AM on second-degree assault, menacing and criminal mischief.

Criminal mischief always sounded like an adorable term - like something you'd charge the Trix Rabbit with if he shanked a person to get some of that cereal. Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids.