Hi there, we're back. Did you miss us? No!? What the crap is that. Now you don't get this present we picked up for you. And you would have loved it.Anyway, hilarious things happened while we were gone, starting with Charlie Sheen being arrested? Did you know he sucks? ... Well, more than usual? Because he sure does.
Actor Charlie Sheen, star of the hit sitcom "Two and a Half Men," has been released from jail in the Colorado ski resort city of Aspen after his Christmas Day arrest on domestic violence charges, police said.Don't tell me what things I can and cannot jump to, you PR jerkoff. I'll believe anything I want. Did Charlie Sheen beat his former wife? Sure. Does Charlie Sheen hunt baby pandas for sport and then turn them into seat covers for his BMW? You bet. Will Charlie Sheen ever be in anything decent again? ... Ok, that's one conclusion I just cannot jump to. I'm sorry.Sheen, 44, was booked on felony charges of second-degree assault and menacing, and a misdemeanor charge of criminal mischief, all of which were "coupled with a domestic violence component," the Aspen Police Department said.
He was released on Friday evening after posting an $8,500 bond, and faces a court hearing on February 8. Police declined additional comment, saying a news release would be issued on Monday with any new details.
Police did not identify the person whom Sheen was accused of assaulting. But various websites have said Sheen shoved his third wife, Brooke Mueller, during a heated quarrel. TMZ reported that Mueller had been drinking heavily when she dialed 911 about 8:30 a.m. MST (10:30 a.m. EST), and subsequently recanted her allegations against Sheen.
A spokeswoman for the Aspen Police Department declined to comment on the TMZ report, as did prosecutor Arnold Mordkin, the head of the district attorney's office in Aspen.
Sheen's Los Angeles-based spokesman, Stan Rosenfield, declined comment except to say: "Don't be misled by appearances. Appearances and reality can be as different as night and day. It would benefit everyone not to jump to any conclusion." (Reuters)
