I hate flying. The waiting, the crowds, the cramped spaces - it's my own personal slice of hell. The only thing worse is when flying is combined with the second thing I hate: children. Apparently, Ivana Trump feels the same way.

Police say Ivana Trump has been escorted off a plane in Florida after she became belligerent when children were running and screaming in the aisles.

Authorities say the first ex-wife of billionaire Donald Trump cursed at the children Saturday, and when flight attendants on the New York-bound plane tried to calm her, she became even more aggravated.

Her spokeswoman, Catherine Saxton, did not immediately return a telephone message. Trump filed for divorce from her fourth husband earlier this month.

She has not been charged in the incident at Palm Beach International Airport.

Palm Beach County sheriff's deputies asked Trump to voluntarily exit the plane, but they said she refused. She was then escorted off. (AP)

I wouldn't get off that plane either. I'd be all, "Hey, did those kids buy a ticket? I don't think so. They don't pay taxes, they break things, they cause chaos. You know who else does that? Terrorists. Yeah, so maybe you should stop harassing me and start dealing with the three-foot-tall drooling threat to America. That's all I'm saying." They might give me a medal.