Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz finally had their baby last night, a boy, and because they're famous they caved into pressure and gave their baby a ridiculous name that will haunt him for the rest of his life: Bronx Mowgli Wentz.

Just once, can't a celebrity couple name their kid James or Jason or something even close to resembling normalcy? There's going to be a Hollywood therapy group in the future where kids like Bronx, Zuma Nesta Rock, Apple, Moses and Honor can go to share their deep-seeded resentment towards their parents who had such huge egos they felt they had to give them unusual names.

Anyway, for those of you that care about the details, Bronx came in at 7 pounds 11 ounces and was 20 1/2 inches long.

I know this is a little early, but perhaps if Ashlee and Pete's next child is a girl they can name her Brooklyn or Queens. And if they keep going eventually they can cover all five boroughs of New York City.