Victoria's Secret model Jessica Hart was at Bondi Beach the other day and photos were taken. Huzzah! I was so happy going through these pics until I got to the second the last one. Can someone tell me why she is standing next to a dude with a giant forehead and a creepy treasure trail going places I never wanted to imagine? Also, more importantly, why am I not that creepy guy standing next to her? I mean, Jessica, baby, if you're into ugly dudes, hoo boy are we going to have a good time together.