Bleached-blond Playboy bunny Kendra Wilkinson gave birth to a baby! Wow, say that five times fast...or, you know, actually have a life. The kid is named Hank Basket IV, according to OK! Magazine:

The bouncing baby was delivered via C-section at 12:37a.m. on Dec. 11 in a hospital near Indianapolis, Indiana, where the elder Hank plays wide receiver for the Indianapolis Colts. Hank IV weighed in at 9 lbs., 5 oz. and 22 inches long.

Just what we need, another celebrity offspring of a model and an athlete - another person who will grow up to be beautiful, fit, good-at-everything and will probably enhance the world in some way or another. Jesus Kendra, how selfish can you be.