Yesterday, we had creepy home-movies of Taylor Swift in a bikini. I thought I got some new pics today, but it turned out to be similarly-hot Carrie Underwood in the Bahamas. Now, I don't listen to country music because I like my ears not bleeding, so I have no judgment on their musical talent. But if I had to pick one of them to listen to for the rest of my life, it would be...Taylor. Sorry Carrie, but any girl who wears Bono glasses deserves to get kicked in the ass. That's not my rule, it's life's.