When 17-year-old Miley Cyrus was dating her 23-year-old underwear model, it gave perverts everywhere an excuse. "Oh sure," they'd say, "I'm fantasizing about doing horrible things to her, but at least I'm not banging her in real life. That would be wrong. Her boyfriend should be in jail." Now, she's single and on the beach in a bikini and really, people don't know what to do... Wait, I take that back - they know exactly what to do, they just don't know if it's right. Well, perverts, I'm here to give you my blessing. Take these bikini photos and do your wicked deeds. No judgment here in the land of Milkshake...except for you Roy. Stop it. That's disgusting.