I'm pretty sure, when you're an actress being interviewed by Marie Claire, you're supposed to talk about gardening and dresses and all that crap that kills erections. Natalie Portman, on the other hand, talked about smoking pot, drinking and making out with chicks - Proving once again how awesome she really is.

When it comes to the Hollywood world of partying, Natalie Portman told the January issue of Marie Claire that she was a late bloomer.

"I didn't really go to high school parties," she told the mag. "I didn't touch pot till I was in my 20s. I didn't get flat-out drunk until I went to college. But I think that's a good thing in many ways."

One person Natalie will get intimate with in the future is "Black Swan" co-star Mila Kunis, whom she has an intense sex scene with in the upcoming film.

In a separate interview with BlackBook, Mila weighed in on the scene - news of which rocked Internet fan sites.

"She's a nerd's idea of heaven," Mila said. "It's two girls making out, and guys have a thing for that. And Nat is like every guy's dream... The whole thing is silly, but I can see why people care."

Mila, come close. Closer. Really close. Ok, now listen... if you ever belittle two girls making out, geek chicks or Natalie Portman again, I will rip out your spine and beat you with it. And no one will blame me. You think we need Meg on Family Guy? No, we do not.