So there are all these rumors floating around that Tiger Woods crashed his car because his crazy blond wife beat him repeatedly with a golf club while they were driving. I believe it - The Florida police, however, don't and have closed the case. They're going to be really embarrassed when Tiger shows up to his next tournament with a three-iron jammed into his skull.

Florida authorities are closing the car accident case on Tiger Woods, and will not do more than issue a minor traffic ticket with a possible $164 fine to the golfer.

"The investigation has concluded that Mr. Woods is at fault in the crash," a Florida Highway Patrol spokeswoman said Tuesday afternoon at a press conference, saying that they found that Woods, 33, had not driven in a "careful and prudent manner" when he was hurt in a one-car crash outside his Orlando home.

In addition to the fine, the careless-driving citation could give Woods four points on his driver's license, if he is found guilty. There will be no criminal charges, and the case is closed, the spokeswoman said.

Police said there were no claims of domestic violence in the case and "there was insufficient evidence available to issue a subpoena for additional medical information that may exist."

"Mr. Woods has satisfied the requirements of Florida law by providing" his driver's license, registration, and insurance information, and was not required to submit to interviews or give evidence, she said. (People)

I bet the police didn't question Tiger anymore because his wife asked them not to, and you pretty much do whatever a super-hot blond model asks you to. That, or she was slowly swinging his driver back and forth, and you pretty much do whatever a super-hot insane blond model asks you to.