Everyone talks about how our system of government is broken, how our school system is failing and our class system is unfair - but what about our system of love? Tom Arnold got married for the fourth time this weekend! FOUR TIMES! This ugly, no-talented unfunny bastard has gotten four girls to settle down with him. Dear god, I don't understand women.

Tom Arnold has tied the knot for the fourth time, TVGuide.com has confirmed.

The comedian exchanged vows with Ashley Groussman Saturday at an intimate ceremony in Maui before 75 family and friends. Dax Shepard, who can next be seen on NBC's Parenthood, served as Arnold's best man, while jewelry designer Andrea Groussman was the maid of honor. She also designed the newlyweds' rings.

Arnold and Groussman, a home organizer, met through mutual friends in April 2008 and got engaged on Arnold's 50th birthday in March. Arnold was previously married to Roseanne Barr, Julie Champnella and Shelby Roos.

Good luck Groussman, everything was clearly wonderful the last three times Tom tried this - and one of those was with Roseanne, so you know his life was full of class and beauty. But hey, if being married to a public joke is how you get your rocks off, then best to you.