Tiger Woods got in a car accident over the weekend where he was knocked unconscious. Fair enough - where it gets weird is he won't tell details about why it happened. What were you doing that caused the car to crash, Tiger? Was it masturbating? Everyone does it, especially while driving - it's nothing to be ashamed of, buddy.

Tiger Woods called for privacy in his first public statement since his involvement in a car accident early on Friday morning.

"As you all know, I had a single-car accident earlier this week, and sustained some injuries. I have some cuts, bruising and right now I'm pretty sore," he wrote in a statement on his Web site. "This situation is my fault, and it's obviously embarrassing to my family and me. I'm human and I'm not perfect. I will certainly make sure this doesn't happen again."

However, without explaining why the accident occurred, Tiger added that it wasn't up for public discussion.

"This is a private matter and I want to keep it that way," he continued. "Although I understand there is curiosity, the many false, unfounded and malicious rumors that are currently circulating about my family and me are irresponsible."

He refuted one rumor, which alleged that his wife, Elin, had played any role in the crash.

"The only person responsible for the accident is me. My wife, Elin, acted courageously when she saw I was hurt and in trouble," Tiger stated. "She was the first person to help me. Any other assertion is absolutely false.

"This incident has been stressful and very difficult for Elin, our family and me. I appreciate all the concern and well wishes that we have received," he concluded. "But, I would also ask for some understanding that my family and I deserve some privacy no matter how intrusive some people can be."

Florida Highway Patrol officer Sgt. Kim Montes told Access Hollywood on Sunday that Tiger's lawyer, Mark Nejame, contacted the FHP on Sunday afternoon to cancel the golf superstar's planned interview with authorities. The crash remains under investigation.

Tiger Woods has spent way to long on a golf course, where everything is quiet. Now, he's out in the real world where if you mess up, crap is loud and you can't take a do-over. In golf, they call those mulligans, while, in the real-world, we call that being insane. Stop being stupid Tiger, the tighter you clamp up, the more you're going to be mocked on celebrity blogs. Hey look, it's already working.