This week, old photos of Katie Couric, drunk, celebrating her new job as an anchor for CBS News, were passed around the Internet. I'd say I've lost all respect for the American media, but that happened back in July of '92 when the local paper ran a slander piece on me. Yes, I was naked with clothespins all over my body and yes, I was throwing skunks into the library, but I did not set the fiction wing on fire!... on purpose... like they said I did. Stupid liberal media, always out to get the innocent.